Day 316: things i'm good at

things i’m good at:

• making the same goals every week to sleep early, exercise, and meditate and failing at them consistently
• telling myself that i’m going to complete a big and important task and then browsing reddit all day
• turning into a sniffling mess doing some pushups because of dust (adult onset allergies are fantastic)
• continuing to eat even after i’m stuffed for no reason at all
• developing weird habits like cracking my right ankle to the point where i’m afraid i’m going to give myself arthritis and rubbing the tip of my nose until i look like rudolph the red nosed reindeer
• repeatedly injuring myself from running because i’m too impatient to ease into it like i know i should
• stopping myself from reading a book because i want to take notes on what i read but then i never set it up so i end up just not reading the book
• writing down a list of posts i want to write but then writing entries like this instead because i don’t take the time to write them properly

being human is hilarious