Day 451: brain pls

dear brain,

being excited about browserflow is cool and all but can you please not keep us up all night because then we enter zombie mode where we devolve to our most primal nature — goodbye intermittent fasting! we’re inhaling so much matzo at 3am we’re basically jewish; goodbye memory! we can’t remember what the neighborhood we spent several months living at in taipei is called; goodbye speed! our code is indistinguishable from having a kitten prance around a keyboard; goodbye self-control! we’re eating chocolate cake and zeppoles; goodbye personal rules! we’re watching starcraft 2 on my ipad in bed which is a no-no zone

brain pls

let’s sleep